I just ran across this old newspaper clipping. I don’t remember for sure, but it is probably from the San Antonio Express-News, since I lived in that city when I clipped it a few years ago.
I know, it’s crazy even for a Texan. But it ran in newspapers all over the state and was always reported as true. Never as a joke, that I know of.
I wish I had noted the newspaper I clipped it from and the date, but this is all I have. It must have been around 10 to 15 years ago.